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zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

xekstrin:

HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO CAPTURE THE EXACT FEELING OF MAKING A PUN

221cbakerstreet:

my response to “trends men hate”

macklemorebrony:

i played this and i laughed so hard i hurt myself

bluedogeyes:

Sirens 01x06 - The Finger

veird:

terminallycheesy:

whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them

“so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.”

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OVERTIME

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❝ I’d rather be at Coachella ❞

— Everybody (via justintimbergasm)

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

tattooinggothamcity:

'its too hot to wear all black'

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lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

“Ma’am,” Augustus said, nodding toward her, “your daughter’s car has just been deservedly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we’ll be forced to call the police.”

seerofsarcasm:

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat