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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO CAPTURE THE EXACT FEELING OF MAKING A PUN
my response to “trends men hate”
i played this and i laughed so hard i hurt myself
— Everybody (via justintimbergasm)
'its too hot to wear all black'
“Ma’am,” Augustus said, nodding toward her, “your daughter’s car has just been deservedly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we’ll be forced to call the police.”